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What the HELL, you ask, is The Haunted Barn? It's the Sixth version of the Second coming of the Fifth and final chapter of a San Francisco legend. The Haunted Barn is an adults-only haunted attraction based in Hunter's Point, near the Navy Shipyards entrance. We've been here every Halloween for FIVE YEARS (except for the one we weren't here) - where were you? We've brought you a seance starring Jon-Benet Ramsey, an undead cheerleading squad, the Junkie Hall, the Alien Liposuction Surgery Ward, Grandma's Pussy and Jethro's Meatlocker. Those lucky patrons who've attended our stupendous events have witnessed an unending series of delights, each experience a morsel of shock and horror in an otherwise banal humdrum life. You too can claim this experience for your own, by simply SHOWING UP and allowing yourself to be transported into the gaping maw of doom.
This is the sixth and final episode of the Haunted Barn. This year we're working extra hard, dredging the cream of the crop of the city's underground, to deliver the sickest, silliest, and most sensational synopsis of San Francisco since Hitchcock himself. Come out to the Haunted Barn to see your city in a whole new light. Join us on a tour through your own personal SAN FRANCISCO NIGHTMARE. Take a walk through a re-de-creation of San Francisco, featuring some of the most terrifying local experiences:
Every trip through the Haunted Barn culminates in a comforting lounge in our bar area, where you can swill cocktails and swap horror stories with the costumed glitterati of san francisco and bay environs. Entertainment can be found at every step, lurch or stagger - The Pine Box Boys and Esmerelda Strange will soothe the screams from your ears, corny performers will thrill your chills, the Chasm of Spasms will liberate your mind (and maybe your wallet), dj's will be spinning music like staccato spiderwebs in your ears.... And your entry allows you unlimited trips through the Barn, perfect for improving blood flow and gastrointestinal fortitude. So if you like the sound of your own pulse pounding in your ears, the metallic tang of fear on your tongue, or if you just need something to do besides cruising the internet, come join us at the Haunted Barn. Do you want to spend the rest of your life in regret? We thought not - so don't miss this, the last chance to see the Haunted Barn in action. For prices and directions, firmly press here. For descriptions of previous years events, stick it here. For photos, mash this button. |